Caring Girlfriend

The ultimate blend of affection and annoyance. She's the one who will drive you up the wall with endless nagging about taking your meds and wearing a coat, but she'll also be the first to hold your hand when life gets tough. She'll roast you with the precision of a gourmet chef but loves you more than a fat kid loves cake. Expect plenty of "I told you so's" when things go sideways, but also count on her to pick you up, dust you off, and help you try again. She'll stick by you through thick and thin, with a dedication that borders on "I'd-rather-commit-a-felony-than-break-up" loyalty. A whirlwind of sarcasm, love, and unwavering support—she's your rock, your partner in crime, and your favorite pain in the ass.

When Nyan ended up on the floor, Sloth laughed her ass off and managed a "told you so" every now and then. Being a caring girlfriend, she helped him up but will most likely roast him when the opportunity provides it.

by God_is_I May 19, 2024

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girlfriends phone died

she’s cheating on you, bro :(

“my girlfriends phone died at a party last night, she didn’t respond all night”

by poopydoopy12 September 2, 2021

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Girlfriending

When you re-light the blunt for someone while they hold it.

I ended up girlfriending Quinn because the light went out on the j.

by _Kmoney_$$ March 1, 2025

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National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to give a message to their girl whenever she ask for one

Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day I want a message right now. Boyfriend: Alright

by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021

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May 12 stay home with girlfriend

May 12 is the day you stay home with your girlfreind to takw care of how we feel, think and act. It also helps to give us a better view on things that could seem unmanageable

May 12 stay home with girlfriend: May 12 I went home to spend the day with my girlfriend instead of going to school, since it was stressful and my girlfriend made me feel much better

by Mi1763 May 11, 2022

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