german

a language that sucks, there aren't any good teachers for the subject so that makes it even worse

person 1: I am so busy with school, I hate it mostly because of....
person 2: german?
person 1: yes, how did you guess that?

by cursedictionary March 28, 2019

German Oil Change

When you're having sex with a German girl in missionary and she reaches her hand around and fingers your butt. Popularized at the University of Iowa.

"This German girl last night was crazy she kept giving me German Oil Changes" "The Germans love butt stuff especially the German oil change"

by Eddy carreras May 10, 2025

dutch german

Livingston inhabitant with a German appearance, but Dutch tongue. Dutch Germans tend to have long beards which hide subtle emotional leakage.

Oh my word! That Dutch German next door was looking at Crake!

by Will Dillan May 27, 2017

German sprinkler

The art of two girls scissoring then simultaneously urinating onto eachothers genitalia

“Hey shawty let’s go have a good ole fashion German sprinkler!!”

by Daddy😈🖤 May 1, 2021

German

An inferior way of speaking compared to "ooga booga? Ahh agaa doogoo". It originates from Germany and has way to many grammar rules.

"Ich kann nicht atmen"
"I don't speak German"

by Bridgeon May 17, 2023

Stone German

He is acc the bolloks he has a massive knob don’t know how he is the bolloks at Most things wish I could be like him one day

I wish I could be a stone German

by Sdog May 20, 2019

German Shepherds

Another way of saying natural enormous breast

Tom: Damn bro look at those German Shepherds over there!
Craig: Where? I don't see no damn dogs
Tom: No bro, look at that girl in front of you! She got german shepherds on her chest

by Yoooooolmaooo September 23, 2019