Skip to main content

fresh off the boat

Used to announce the arrival of fresh, hot fried rice, usually just off a ship or cooking line. A way to signal something amazing, steamy, and worth dropping everything for.

Origin – The Chronicles of Steam and Salt (circa 603 CE)
Legend holds that during the reign of Emperor Gǔ Tán of the Jade Coast, the empire faced a culinary famine. The emperor, a devout lover of wok-fried rice, decreed that no grain of mediocre rice shall be served within the palace walls.

He summoned the Seven Rice Alchemists, legendary chefs who sailed eastward in gilded boats to find the perfect grain, seasoned wind, and wok flame. After three lunar cycles, they returned—bearing not just rare spices and golden grains, but vats of fried rice so fragrant, the emperor wept into his beard.

As the boats docked, steam rose like incense, and the people cried:

“Fresh off the boat!”
(“Rice from the boat, heaven’s aroma descends.”)

The phrase passed into legend, later used by dock workers, food smugglers, and ravenous poets whenever something too good to be local came in hot.

Fun Fact:
During a 1986 noodle festival in Macau, a fried rice vendor was fined for yelling “Fresh off the boat!” too many times during a single hour. It was later ruled a protected phrase by the Culinary Heritage Bureau.
“Yo, that smell?”
“Yeah, fried rice fresh off the boat. Get in line.”
by guy laughing June 7, 2025
mugGet the fresh off the boatmug.

fresh box

When you do enough kegels to make him think you are a virgin
She had such a fresh box, I must have been her first
by Fair$$$ March 14, 2017
mugGet the fresh boxmug.

Dirty Jerzey Fresh

Dirty Jerzey Fresh dot com has premium Cannabis products..
by Www.DirtyJerzeyFresh.com August 27, 2021
mugGet the Dirty Jerzey Freshmug.

fresh air monster

When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking
Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster
by G dogo June 17, 2024
mugGet the fresh air monstermug.

fresh tuna

when a thot bitch named Sofia opens up her legs and a strange aroma come out. It's the smell of fresh tuna, like the hoe hasn't washed her pussy in 8 years.
sofia opened her legs and i could smell the sea..... YALL ITS FRESH TUNA
by trapmami October 20, 2015
mugGet the fresh tunamug.

Fresh Trim

When you tell the boys your going for a fresh trim but your actually going to meet your Monday - Friday 👀
“Yo Connor can’t come gym getting a fresh trim bro YGM”
by Work Girl September 25, 2020
mugGet the Fresh Trimmug.

The Fresh Jefferson

The appearance of an afro that has been freshly showered. Damp, not much hair up the top and droops down but still retains the curls, as such the hair resides mostly near the back and sides.
Yo he's rocking The Fresh Jefferson *Insert Luigi Boccherini: Minuetto*
by ..e.. December 14, 2020
mugGet the The Fresh Jeffersonmug.

Share this definition