Flated

Short for inflated
To be bigger than it usually is

Yo this party is FLATED asf
That person was FLATED they dtm
The line for the party was FLATED
My grade is FLATED I didn’t even study

YO MY DIH IS FLATED
he was short but his dick was FLATED

by aubread November 10, 2025

Flatfished

When you see a flat online and it looks big, bright and modern, then when you get to the viewing only to see it’s tiny, dark and run down. You’ve been flatfished.

The London flat was a 10 online, but a 4 in real life. I’ve been flatfished.

by deeplyinsultedtomycore November 21, 2025

Flat

(the flat/ flat of one’s feet)- A term used to describe how high the heels of the feet are in proportion to the ground while the balls of the feet are on ground during quadrobics.

My flat is 6.5 inches, I'm a women’s 5.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

Flat-headed blonde

A Flat Headed Blonde allows a place to put your beer as she is providing a service to you!

Thank goodness my partner is a flat-headed blonde.

by Dumb Boomer November 25, 2025

Flat Packer

A slur for someone from Sweden

Person 1: Well you cant trust those flat packers anyway!
Person 2: that's true, the Swedish can't be trusted.

by JustSamDJ December 20, 2025

Flat earth theory

Pull down map of the world.

Ask random people how many neighboring countries Canada has.

Number will depend on flat earth theory. Check answers on globe.

Flat earth theory.

by Modern Women December 30, 2025

Flat Crayon

Someone that is not very intelligent

"Wouldn't you agree that Madison is a flat crayon?"

by Flat Crayon January 2, 2026