Family First

Breeder dictatorship.

Hym "That is all your family first is right there 👆 Breeder dictatorship. It's literally a male chicken culling machine and there literally aren't even kids to murder for me to give you what you deserve."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2024

First we drink the coffee then we do the things

This is a useful phrase for any situation. Memes depict actors or people drinking coffee, so it is applicable. One of the best is the bridge of the Starship Enterprise where Captain Kirk, Sulu, and the navigator are drinking coffee on their shift.

First we drink the coffee then we do the things. coffee

by MyComputerMan July 16, 2017

double-first cousin

Child of a person's maternal aunt (mother’s sister) with that same person's paternal uncle (father’s brother) or child of a person's paternal aunt (father’s sister) with that same person's maternal uncle (mother’s brother).

My double-first cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

youre the first guy to treat me right

A phrase said by someone (commonly a female) that indicates comparison of your behavior with past partners.

Shorty: “Youre so sweet! Youre the first guy to treat me right”
…
Whos been treating you?

by Dwight Pride November 25, 2024

first great-great-great-cousin-aunt

Great-great-grandparent's female first cousin.

My first great-great-great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

A United State Of America Ferrerra: The First Juvenile Release《 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A United State Of America Ferrerra: The First Juvenile Release《 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

It looked at me first

What most people will comment on a photo/video of a man with a huge bulge.

John sees a photo of a hunk on Instagram and his eyes dart to his bulge.

He comments: It looked at me first! I swear!

by wjsnoutsold June 3, 2025