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purse come first

"Bitch betta have my bread!" da purse come first!
by Sonny B. D-town classic April 25, 2017
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Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.
Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.
by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019
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I Got My First Car Girl

A girl who got her first car and has achieved internet fame. Also owns a tank, various supercars, a SpaceX ship, two shopping trolleys, and various other methods of transportation.
u/blondy712 from Reddit posed with her first car (a 2000 Hyundai Accent), and then was photoshopped into meme history.
"Did you see how r/teenagers has blown up? It's a bunch of I Got My First Car Girl memes!"
by blehboi December 25, 2020
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Love at first fuck

When you realize you are in love immediately after a first fuck.
- Omg, i am literally in love with that guy at first fuck.

- It is my love at first fuck.

- Love at first fuck marriage.

- Love at first fuck baby.

- Love first fuck divorce.
by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021
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my kids first apartment

Per The Family Guy:

Lois takes Peter to an Oral Sex learning retreat. Unknowingly Peter and Stewie have switched bodies in an unfortunate experiment gone wrong. Lois wants to show Peter where, “the kids first apartment is.” The rest of the family desperately tries to invert the process before Stewie has to, “Munch a Bunch of Fritos.” Which entails chomping on Lois kitty. Prior to the chomping of the kitty, the inversion takes place, only to show it was Brian in Peters body doing the chomping…
Let me show you, my kids first apartment…..
by Nishidamoto August 22, 2022
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German Sytch The First

One of a kind. Proved that perfection does exist. He's the smartest, kindest, funniest and ofc hottest man to ever exist on earth. He's divine. Once you meet him - you'll have the need to keep him in your life. I wish I could find words beautiful enough to describe how much he means to me, but I hope I'll spend the rest of my life searching for them. ilysfm
man 1: Usulllll where is German Sytch The First ?
man 2: idk probably doing something better than us as always
by ILOVETHISMAN October 5, 2023
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on the 18th of november till the 24th of november you call your teacher by their first name
call your teacher by their first name week the you call your teacher by their first name
by doctor jeffrey November 15, 2019
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