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Nesting Finger

Guy1: Dude, I broke my nesting finger yesterday.

Guy2: That sucks, you always have your left hand.
by Son of Wil November 19, 2011
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EMP Fingers

A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should.

Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*

There is no known cure.
My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.
by Arktykr October 19, 2021
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Doodoo fingers

When someone has been picking at their butt with there fingers.
“Damn Caleb you have doodoo fingers. “

“I was picking at my ass hole and now I have doodoo fingers” -Caleb
by Calebdoodoofingers May 18, 2018
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watch the finger

It means to not use the middle finger. It shows a sign of disrespect
Watch the finger there are little kids around
by Ty and Alyssa July 18, 2017
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Finger bang

That one move from yu yu hakusho when you point your finger at someone in the form of a gun and go BANG. A great way ti defeat normies.
Bro this normie was trying to hit me with that detroit smash but he was clapped when i pulled out the finger bang
by Epic shonen anime fan December 2, 2019
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Doom finger

The action of jabbing your thumbnail into another's arm. Depending on boniness of the finger and fingernail length, the doom finger can be VERY painful! Especially when done repeatedly. The user makes a fist with the thumb sticking out over the index, much like a knuckle sandwich but the thumb instead.
Jessica: *holds up doom finger*

Abby: *sees it and cowers*
by Hazard89 April 17, 2011
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the skeleton finger

A sex move that involves three people. Two are engaged in the act of intercourse, and a third parties "dead arm" is used to jerk, stroke, bate, bang, blast or jiggle one of the two person's genitals during the act of sex. The third partner is just a hand donor and seeks no rewards.
Miles, your arm is needed for a finger blasting at 12p pacific standard time. Please come to our house, pre-dead armed and ready to award the skeleton finger.
by salt daddy October 24, 2014
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