protecting my energy

Avoiding commitment to a relationship to avoid damage to your “energy”. “Energy” referring to your present being, while also being a double entendre as it can also refer to physical energy and it’s depletion.

Lucki: Told her I love her, but I’m never settling, probably repetitive. Protecting my energy.

by myecks July 8, 2023

Ice Coffee Energy

People who claim to have Crackhead energy when in reality it is much Milder and or non-existant. Usually a person who tries to single themselves out for being the "quirky" type. When in reality they're just normal and or boring

Jesse - Fair warning I have serious Crackhead Energy
Sarah - Gurl, you have Ice Coffee Energy

Jesse - What makes you say that
Sarah - We are both sober and we are in a Starbucks
Jesse - Right........Got any Cigs?
Sarah - Yep

by BleuHavane July 15, 2023

MPE (Micro Penis Energy)

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.

"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."

by themessyamerican July 22, 2023

big mauka energy

A person who clearly has whakapapa to Kāi Tahu - you can just tell they have a big mauka

Friend: "Are you Kāi Tahu?"

Kāi Tahu friend: "Yeah! How did you know?"

Friend: "You just have that big mauka energy"

by Mō Kā Uri August 30, 2023

good dick energy

After good dick the woman becomes productive the following day

That man gave me good dick energy

by Good1234good1234 July 22, 2024

Thin Wallet Energy

When a girl begs you for your money because they don’t have any money themselves. They will keep asking for your money, when they have nothing to offer back themselves.

All Stacy does is beg for money for food and to get her nails done. It gives off some real thin wallet energy!

by TheMaleDictionary21 July 26, 2024

Big Peroni Energy

The loud and boisterous energy emitted by someone who has a colossal Peroni beer (at least 66 cl) in his hand and doesn't care to share it with anyone. The energy speaks for itself. The big Peroni bottle is always sweating, like its owner, and tells it's own story. Everyone strives for Big Peroni Energy. Only few possess such a gift. People with Big Peroni Energy possess qualities such as resilience, indifference towards others, southern italian heritage, irritable bowel syndrome, and a "never pay more than 2.50 for a drink" aura. Great belly too.

Look, there goes Maurizio with that Big Peroni Energy. He is unstoppable.

by La Condensa September 5, 2023