Ethan

A badass nigga

Ethan is more badass then any other nigga

by Ethan.hatesyou February 4, 2022

Ethan

A literal GOD.

"I wish i was like Ethan"

by anonymous February 6, 2022

Ethan

The most clutch, selfless, helpful person on the planet. A great friend, decent to good driver, and most importantly, a quick witted genius. If you need help, you better hope an ethan is nearby to save you.

dude how in the hell are we going to get everyone home?

Ethan already took them lololol

by whitecreek February 11, 2022

ethan

an acronym for "essential Tinder hangout attendee's name".

When girls invite a bunch of random Tinder guys on a group date/hangout it is a good idea to also bring along an ethan (their male friend, who can talk to the other guys and entertain them when the girls need a break).

Last night Tinder dudes offended our ethan so we stood up and left the date.

by whatadroner February 12, 2022

ethan

no, just no

ethan

by Marcago February 13, 2022

Ethan

The greatest baseball player in his school is a really cool person to hang out with all his friends love him and he is a hot looking guy also the straightest guy you will come across everyone loves Ethan

Ethan is that baseball player that has offers from every college in the country

by nysterp February 15, 2022

Ethan

A man who will take the time to get to know you and if you are lucky you might be able to begin a relationship with him.
A man you will never forget because of his great personality

"Hey who's that?"
"That's my amazing boyfriend.. ethan<3"

(If you see this no you didn't)

by Grrboilol February 18, 2022