dunk'n donuts

The act of holding donuts with your penis, and dipping then into a cup of scalding coffee.

Bill had been dunk'n donuts all night, and had to go to the hospital to treat burns to his penis.

by FurEter February 08, 2014

like a fat kid on a donut

1. Informal: A metaphor for being complacent, unmotivated, or resistant to change, especially when one is in a position of comfort or dominance (e.g., a monopoly).
2. Colloquial: Remaining stuck or stagnant, with no incentive to improve or move forward.

"The company hasn’t innovated in years—they’re like a fat kid on a donut, sitting comfortably with no competition."
"Without any real competition in the market, they’re just like a fat kid on a donut, not going anywhere fast."

by FANNO November 21, 2024

duncan donut

A punching bag so feel free to hit him when you're mad

I just punched Duncan Donut

by BenthehumanYT March 07, 2017

Donut on a car

Whenever a group of 5 people, wherein 4 of them paired up (as two couples or two people going for sex) and the fifth person is fifth wheeling. No longer shall they be called a fifth wheel rather a donut.

Joe: Hey man did you see the group walking over there?
Bob: yeah what about them?
Joe: the dude in the back is definitely the donut on a car tonight .
Bob: lmao.

by Jewish yeti February 25, 2018

tossed donut

Eating a glazed munchkin from Dunkin Donuts out of a girls asshole.

Yo that bitch I fucked last night loves ass play so much she let me give her a tossed donut.

by FireDancer December 29, 2015

Iced jam donut

When you raw Dogg her till she bleeds, and Finnish inside her!

She told me she liked it rough, so I gave her an iced jam donut

by Onlyanxiety December 20, 2022

Powdered Donut Suprise

The act of packing powdered sugar between your butt cheeks and farting directly at an unsuspecting victim. Assailant must be bare assed when attempting this act.

Randy nailed Karl straight in the face with a good ol' Powdered Donut Suprise.

by 50Gunner1984 April 30, 2025