A terrible stupid virus that people spread because they were
touching each other bodies like vampires in the night, especially dumb ones.
touching each other bodies like vampires in the night, especially dumb ones.
by Meh reh March 16, 2020
When you have a cold and you blow your nose so much that it starts shredding the skin under your nose to the point of needing a healing cream
by Nuk3_ April 21, 2021
The disease where people think they are smarter than they really are, especially regarding Dodgers backup catcher Austin Barnes. No matter how hard you to try to disprove the points of someone with Klein's Disease, they will never give up.
by vivalosdoyers July 11, 2021
Any disease or digestive problems involving regular bodily maintenance/functions. These tasks may often be revolting to others or embarassing for the afflicted person leading to the task being performed in the privacy of bathroom stall.
by Joelseph August 22, 2017
You are in a middle of a conversation and you see something shiney so you stop dead conversation and point it out.
by Naynau February 20, 2018
Edmunders disease is something that affects overly narcissistic assholes and pathological liars.
They always cancel last minute, more than once.
They always cancel last minute, more than once.
"Erika has cancelled on me again. That bitch has edmunders disease."
"No shit? That whole family has edmunders disease."
"No shit? That whole family has edmunders disease."
by Shitac® August 20, 2017
When you cross a Zebra Crossing and release you may become infected with the delusional psychosis of the Zebra Disease people may experience life or death and a array of symptoms that can be from either of lifes pros or cons that make up the black and white shades of life, stay away from the Zebra Crossings and check in with your local doctor in case you have caught Zebra Disease
Mate other day i heard about the Zebra Disease was quick ones down to the doctor lucky it's all good just Covid
by A Sassy Gentlemen Called Ray May 29, 2022