by 1153011 March 20, 2019

Flower Petal disease is very similar to Hanahaki disease, but different at the same time, Flower Petal Disease is formed from one sided love through a successful relationship one person thought was working through the relationship, the other person who pretended to love the other person would be mean through the relationship, the one feeling success in the relationship will eventually break after the other breaks up with them, causing flower petal disease, commonly the flowers or petals that will be coughed up will be the person who has it, will be their favorite flower, more uncommon flowers would be the others favorite flower, Flower petal disease can be removed from surgery but can commonly fail because of where the disease is started, commonly in the brain other times in the heart, Flower petal disease will not kill you unless it comes to more and more where you can control it in day but not at night, one day without the petals coming out will make the next day worse, commonly those who have it will wear masks so they do not have to worry about going into a restroom or find a trash can to dispose of the flower petals til later
Definition/define:
1. A not so common disease causing the patient to cough up flowers from a broken relationship
2. heres an example from a roleplay:
"she was slightly surprised the flowers didn't act up today but knew they'd be worse tomorrow" commonly the person who has it can take medicine to help control it during the day
Flower Petal disease is a similar disease to Hanahaki the patient coughing up flowers but instead after a broken relationship
1. A not so common disease causing the patient to cough up flowers from a broken relationship
2. heres an example from a roleplay:
"she was slightly surprised the flowers didn't act up today but knew they'd be worse tomorrow" commonly the person who has it can take medicine to help control it during the day
Flower Petal disease is a similar disease to Hanahaki the patient coughing up flowers but instead after a broken relationship
by eggs_cosplays July 28, 2020

by musa is gay December 1, 2023

Originated from the song “Clout” by Offset featuring Cardi B
Someone who has this disease is basically addicted to instagram and cares too much about other peoples lives and what other people think of them. Once this disease is contracted there is no cure for it
Someone who has this disease is basically addicted to instagram and cares too much about other peoples lives and what other people think of them. Once this disease is contracted there is no cure for it
by MrFlamin September 3, 2023

an excuse for old people to be angry all the time. when someone eats an apple and is mad at the same time, they have the angry apple disease. AAP for short
Shutup charlie ya twat! maybe next time don't be asking me for money when i'm sufferin' from Angry Apple Disease, ya idiot!
by idiot! February 9, 2021

A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!
by cyberpimp2 August 2, 2021

Someone who continually ditches there best friends to ride around in someone's car who they barely know.
by 121madman121 September 28, 2009
