Date Stick

It's basically a dildo, because it's a stick to replace an actual dick of your date.

"My BF is busy so I gotta use the Date Stick again..."

by kadeka October 5, 2020

Date your ex day

Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th

"Hey babe"

"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"

by anonymous October 17, 2020

Datemasked

When a guy get a girl to remove her mask during covid, she automatically agrees to a dinner date.

Dude, I datemasked that girl last night. Now she owes me a dinner date.

by xSnowpiercerx November 16, 2020

dåseanansmissionær

A dåseanansmissionær is a Danish term describing a missionary of canned pineapple. The term is used to describe a great person chosen by God to ensure that everyone on earth gets to experience the greatness of canned pineapple.
They have great taste when it comes to food and if you are lucky enough to stumble upon one make sure to appreciate them.

They can be difficult to identify as there are no physical signs of being a dåseanansmissionær however they do tend to be very beautiful people and great company.

See that girl over there, she is pretty and looks like she is great fun, I bet you she is a dåseanansmissionær!

by Pineapple lover November 21, 2020

Dassember

A month dedicated to nothing but ass fucking -usually occurs annually in December.

Ted: Whoa dude... did you get a new Lexus?
Rob: No you dumb ass... it’s a Dassember to remember. Been fucking my girl in the bong hole this whole month. Why I have a stupid grin on my face.

by bumble dick November 25, 2020

Date your fake sister day

December 5 is the day you should say your fake sister and if y’all like it then y’all should date fake sister or fake brother go for it ! I mean try summ new!!

“It’s December 5 date your fake sister day”

by Lowkeykeen December 4, 2020

Date digger

People who go on dates only for free food and then ghost there date.

Eg:- Oh yes she was a date digger.

by Catgirlskatingoveryou December 5, 2020