coochi crust

pussy with all these nastyass crusty God-knows-what shit growing on it. Very unsanitary.

I think some of your coochi crust got on my penis.

by Rachel December 6, 2004

crust kid

City punks who dont wash and often smell really really bad.

That stinky dude at the theater was a real crust kid.
Smells like god.

by Newoikkin July 26, 2004

cunt crust

The best insult ever. Just imagine the crustiest female area.

Me - Dude, why are you such a cunt crust?

Dude - Oh Steve, I'm so sorry that I'm just not as supercool as you. Please, accept my most sincere apologies.

by Steve Lewis April 15, 2004

butt crusties

Tiny pieces of feces that reside on the hairs in between your butt cheeks.

Try as I might, the butt crusties could not be removed by wiping. Time for a shower.

by brahm2 September 28, 2003

Crusties

It's the old dried poop stain in your britches or on your ass that flakes off onto the toilet seat when you drop and squat.

Dude, you better use the other bathroom- Paulie just left crusties all over the seat.

by Tommy and Jim May 5, 2011

Crustache

(n) When a man ejaculates on another man's mustache and then doesn't clean it off, alowing it to dry.

man 1: "Gee wiz it sure is a boring day with nothing ta do."
man 2: "Sure is...Yo dude I know what we can do. Why don't I give you a crustache?"
man 1: "I don't see why not!"

by Ostangspagootti May 18, 2016

The crust

The sorriest of people out for the evening. The leftovers that no one else seems to want.

Wow, did you see the girl with the nappy hair extensions and kitten heels? She's DEFINITELY the crust of the club tonight.

by Fbombizzle January 25, 2014