crutch fu

l337 fighting style developed by a hot chick on crutches.

the gangsta was talking smack so i whipped out my crutch fu on him.

by aslp February 28, 2008

Crutches

The sexual act including 3 people (minimum of 2 males), in which the males insert their erect penises under the third party member's armpits from behind. The third party member hops on one foot as his/her armpits are violated.

James, Chris and Jenn were planning their California vacation when suddenly James and Chris decided Jenn needed Crutches.

by Jack Bonez September 13, 2018

crunchy choco

when an asian woman eats a bunch of whole peanuts and shits in your mouth

dude i got the best crunchy choco from that thailand hooker

by jeff dids October 31, 2012

beefy cruch burrito

The best burrito taco bell ever invented. It has flaming hot frittos in it.
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!

hey man i want some mexican food
well lets go to taco bell and get a "beefy cruch burrito"

by chinesetaco May 9, 2012

crunchyfish

Internet celebrity, famed for his caustic wit and roguish charm.

That's pretty LOL4REALZ, crunchyfish.

by Bump for the IRC crew March 25, 2003

Crunchies

Bruxism, or severe grinding of the jaw when under the influence of MDMA.

Matt: "How you feelin? You rollin'?
Chelsea: "Yeahhh...I have the crunchies bad!"

by Oobatzz March 6, 2010

Catholic Crunchies

A derogatory name for a bible basher.

My school is full of Catholic Crunchies.

by stupidgothgirl July 14, 2006