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Simmons College

An all girl's school in Boston MA. Known for its challenging academics and tight knit community of alumni, Simmons college has every type of girl from rich white preppy snobs, to butch lesbians who refuse to shave. Most of the girls that go there are rejects from Wellesley College, Smith College and Mt. Holyoke.
"You hooked up with a girl from Simmons College? Did she have a shaved head?"
by Jenna Samuels August 7, 2005
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Lynchburg College

Chill, expensive, shitty food and facilities. These are some of the characteristics that define the beloved christian school in central virginia. This love/hate relationship can be frustrating at times due to the lack of shit to do to the surprisingly easy communication with professors and administration. Smoking in the dorms to having to deal with fag-lax-bros on weekends, shitty food to cool down to earth people. The fear of finding a good job after graduation from Lynchburg College is ever present, however, alumnis are always visiting and telling you how awesome their job and salary is.

You just have to experience it for yourself.
Lynchburg College:

*conversation taking place at the local wal mart in lynchburg*

Dude, you go to Lc?!?

Na man, liberty - right across the street

Fag.
by LC sophomore August 25, 2008
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trinity college

a school in australia that pisses on everyone else at sport, and at picking up all the hot bitches.
'oh hey larry, who are we playing in football this week?'
'trinity'
'ohmygod, were fucked'

TRINITY COLLEGE
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'there are so many hot guys at trinity, i wish they were as gay as us aquinians'
by TRINITYCOLLEGE April 17, 2009
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college humor

one of the premire websites for sex starved college students. a suprising amount of good links and columns for a bunch of no-talent, shitfaced, don't-know-piss-from-peanuts students.
1) I go to www.collegehumor.com everyday, because i like to see the near-porn pictures they post.
2) Nerd One: Hey, n00b!
Nerd Two: Sup, foo'.
Nerd One: Let's go to Collegehumor.com and wank off!
Nerd Two: To the seatbelt contest with boobies?
Nerd One: Of Course.
by AntiSlash August 19, 2004
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Goucher College

Goucher College, located in the heart of Towson, Maryland is not only known for its impressive curriculum, it is known for its 'freaks and geeks.' Not just your average freak or geek but a die hard "Pirate Club" member, Cat and Muppet girl and a large population of overly (weird) artistic individuals who are most likely homosexual. Where dressing to promote Hot Topic and dying your hair neon green is considered cool. And who could forget the overly-dedicated Goucher Gopher lacrosse players? Who truley believe that his membership to not a D1, not D2, but yes, a D3 lacrosse team is a way of life. Bottom line, you play lacrosse for Goucher College, do you really think that anyone is taking you seriously? Stop celebrating because you are a bunch of true die hard fags and nothing more.
Goucher College is in a great area!
by Not a Gopher Fan July 28, 2008
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imperial college

a university for middle class asians who aren't cool enough for other unis
that easan should go to imperial college
by Lad2014 December 1, 2010
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Champlain college

A small school located in burlington VT. This school is filled to the brim with drug addicts and hippies. If you attend this school you will be screwed over by the faculty and ridiculous "cor" classes. If I knew how awful it was going to be I would have never even looked at this school. If you know whats best for you, never even apply to champlain.
Wow heard you were getting screwed over by you're college, you must attend Champlain college.
by Vindictive. February 26, 2011
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