Chris-tianity

The religious belief that Jesus’ name was actually Chris.

I’m not a Christian, but I am a Chris-tian. I believe is Chris-tianity.

by FoxCat Man December 2, 2019

Chris Punch

The act of punching as one would if they were Chris Redfield from Resident Evil. Most notably using his massive and destructive biceps to epically demolish anything in his way. The Chris Punch is normally proceeded by a "whooshing" sound.

As the zombie attacked Nicholas, he Chris Punched him and exploded his head.

by execute63 January 23, 2011

Chris rodrigez

A under cover gay guy that is so insanely cocky of himself for no apparent reason, he thinks he is the most attractive male on this earth. He is a lier and a cheater... It likes it up the butt and talks like a fruitcake. He brags about gay guys hitting on him and wants to work in a gay bar. He think he knows everything but actually knows very little about when he actually says. He wants to be a personal trainer for woman that are actually men so he can do them up the butt.

My name is Chris rodrigez and I like diii up my butt!

Me: oh damn I should have known!

by Xxxxx465 October 31, 2011

Chris Rock'd

when you make someone mad and they deck you in the face

from the 2022 Oscars with Will Smith and Chris rock

"man he just got chris rock'd!"

by alexAMK10 March 28, 2022

Chris Shamrock

V. To shit in a cardboard box then proceed to mailing it to someone. This can be done for either revenge or for beneficial reasons. If you plan on doing more than one at a time drinking prune juice is advised.

Guy 1: Man, my math teacher gave me an F in her class.

Guy 2: You should Chris Shamrock her, bro.

Guy 1: Good Idea! Got any prune juice?

by Chris Shamrock December 27, 2019

Chris Wong

Australian Fitness Icon. Specialises in CrossFit, Weight Lifting, Running and training all of the above.

AKA Boss, Winner, One Shreaded Ninja, The Wong Guy.

Look at that Boss over there - he's almost as good as Chris Wong? hahaha only joking, no one is as buff as Chris Wong.

no homo.

by deadlifter88 October 27, 2011

Chris Cock

Chris normally has a very tiny cock often compared to a shrimp.
he often brags about his cock being giant but in reality, it's very tiny

Your dick is so small you have a Chris cock.

by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020