a gay person who has a chode
by icandance April 28, 2010
Get the twinkle chodemug. A "chode road", is a road or street where frat houses are. People in frats are chodes, hence the name "chode road."
by SnackLord December 26, 2016
Get the Chode Roadmug. A chode broker is one who partakes in the buying and selling of chodes, in some cases for financial gain.
Person 1: Dude, I just hooked up with your ex girlfriend!
Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.
Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.
by peetypablo January 1, 2012
Get the Chode brokermug. Spindoctor: You're such a chode mongerer!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!
by getatyourmom May 24, 2011
Get the chode mongerermug. The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"
Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.
Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.
Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.
by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll October 30, 2011
Get the a fork in the chodemug. 1. The art of sucking a hairy man's short fat dick.
2. Something you call someone for being a dumbass
2. Something you call someone for being a dumbass
by The Apache June 2, 2016
Get the Chode Smokermug. typically one who likes to sell used cars and watches porn. this type of person, man or female, usually has a mustache.
by lilbugga February 9, 2009
Get the chode mageistermug.