Human swim cap

When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.

Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”

by Shaggin waggin February 04, 2023

DJ Corn Cap

Lady DJ known for the large corns on her toes. DJ Corn Cap in da house. Produced by Feral DJs. Often found causing rave toe at Carousel. Visit www.djcorncap.com for merch and tour dates.

Boy: yo who’s that DJ slinging mad beats right now?
Girl: that’s DJ Corn Cap my G
Boy: BALACLAVA MASSIVE!!!
Girl: Hard!!!

by DJ Acid Piss October 28, 2019

Deep fried cap

comes from the word 'cap' meaning a lie or a false statement. deep fried cap is an egregious lie. something so false and obviously untrue it is insulting to even say it.

"i hooked up with ashley last night"
"thats deep fried cap no way you could"

by comediccough December 01, 2020

Deep fried cap

comes from the word 'cap' which means a lie or a false statement. deep fried cap is an egregious lie, a statement so false it is insulting to even speak it.

guy 1: No joke I hooked up with Ashley last night
guy 2: thats deep fried cap no way you could

by comediccough December 01, 2020

Tinfoil cap Jim

When someone's a 'tinfoil cap Jim', it means they're cuckoo crazy.

'No, tinfoil cap Jim, the Earth is not flat! Fucking idiots these days, I swear!'

by Salad McNuggets July 10, 2021

feather in his cap

to have a lot of people on ones' side.

He started his job with a feather in his cap.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

Chewing the clown's cap

Getting less than you bargained for.

The date with the good-looking blonde was a disaster. She turned out to be crazy and Bob realized he'd been chewing the clown's cap.

by Chris Secrest July 11, 2008