A state where the girls are hot but bitchy, expensive housing, reserved individuals who make an excuse not to socialize, and plagued with high taxes, and turn signals are taken for granted.
Morgan: How would you describe California?
Me: Full Of crap
Morgan: Why?
Me: Too expensive, bitchy women, bad job market, and drivers drive like they don’t have hands to utilize their turn signals.
Me: Full Of crap
Morgan: Why?
Me: Too expensive, bitchy women, bad job market, and drivers drive like they don’t have hands to utilize their turn signals.
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Get the california pines mug.California is a state full of dumbass popular kids and high schoolers. They always seem to be some needy attention seekers writing up shit on Twitter with dumb crap like "11:11," "like for a tbh," (this one actually means "trampy blue horn," which relates to worshipping the Blue Brother of Lucifer; but these kids think it means "to be honest;" and even so, "like for a to be honest" is nowhere near GRAMATICALLY CORRECT), always shooting up pics of their butts on Instagram and saying stupid, made-up words like "slay" and "avi" (meaning "avatar"), pretend to be all "swaggy," etc.
There's always stupid stuff like homecoming, prom...interesting since actually the coming part in homecoming and the prom word both have explicit, sexual connotations: the "coming" part is slang and relates to the pleasure that usually happens in freaky-ass adulthood, and the word "prom" actually derives from "pron," which is internet slang for pornography.
I can't freaking stand homecoming or prom! No rant intended, but even the football BS is starting to ramp up some drunk idiots and violent, law-breaking assholes trying to screw their ladies and crushes up.
The innocent, real normal kids get in trouble because of these fucking dumbass "popular" antichrists!
Them dumbasses'd be in prison in Texas for the shit they'd usually get away with in California.
There's always stupid stuff like homecoming, prom...interesting since actually the coming part in homecoming and the prom word both have explicit, sexual connotations: the "coming" part is slang and relates to the pleasure that usually happens in freaky-ass adulthood, and the word "prom" actually derives from "pron," which is internet slang for pornography.
I can't freaking stand homecoming or prom! No rant intended, but even the football BS is starting to ramp up some drunk idiots and violent, law-breaking assholes trying to screw their ladies and crushes up.
The innocent, real normal kids get in trouble because of these fucking dumbass "popular" antichrists!
Them dumbasses'd be in prison in Texas for the shit they'd usually get away with in California.
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1. They are fake, made of plastic. (How did they get so much money for surgery when they can barely buy anything at Wal-Mart?)
2. Generally assholes who are self centered and thinks because they are from California, they are somehow goddesses to be worshiped. Sad enough girls in the Mediterranean are more natural looking and are not brain dead due to Mainstream overdose
3. Want them to be your girlfriend? I give you 3 days until she looks at another sad loser.
4. Too much fucking make up. Do you really have to look like a clown to be considered "hot"? They say girls with too much make up have esteem issues...
5. Oh wow, for some reason any person who has an understanding of History, Science, Arts & Literature, and wants to succeed in life are looked down. Not surprising the Leftist heaven of California is the 3rd most retarded state in the nation (And as a Centrist-Left, oh so ashamed!)
6. AIDS.
7. "Rock music fucking sucks, it's white music even though Chuck Berry is fucking black"
1. They are fake, made of plastic. (How did they get so much money for surgery when they can barely buy anything at Wal-Mart?)
2. Generally assholes who are self centered and thinks because they are from California, they are somehow goddesses to be worshiped. Sad enough girls in the Mediterranean are more natural looking and are not brain dead due to Mainstream overdose
3. Want them to be your girlfriend? I give you 3 days until she looks at another sad loser.
4. Too much fucking make up. Do you really have to look like a clown to be considered "hot"? They say girls with too much make up have esteem issues...
5. Oh wow, for some reason any person who has an understanding of History, Science, Arts & Literature, and wants to succeed in life are looked down. Not surprising the Leftist heaven of California is the 3rd most retarded state in the nation (And as a Centrist-Left, oh so ashamed!)
6. AIDS.
7. "Rock music fucking sucks, it's white music even though Chuck Berry is fucking black"
I went to California for a vacation after my days in good ol' Uruguay only to find that the people of California are generally assholes who are self centered and Anti-intellectuals. They think I need to be brown skinned because according to them, South Americans are mestizos just because they've seen Mexicans, but never Costa Rican (White), Dominicans (Mulatto), Peruvian (Native) or Latin America as a whole. They also think they are objects of worship and end up breeding from wedlocks after dating 400 men. I am glad I did not fall for the California girl trap, I did end up with a beautiful Australian girl in the end.
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