Un-Holy Cross

Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things

Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why

by Kurosu February 24, 2019

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

Christian from Holy Cross

The sweetest darkie out here. That man does just look innocent and childish but he on a different level yes.

"WDMC! Look Christian from Holy Cross, he so suteeeee with the curly hair!"
"Ent?? Best I go before I faint. I want a man like dat!!!"😍

by thegirlwiththefacts May 16, 2021

Cross

a place in South Carolina where all the loyal guys live.

Im gone get a man from cross so i don’t get cheated on.

by LoChris August 24, 2021

jordan cross

This particular male is known for taking a males girlfriend then letting them know he did with out giving any fucks. Usually smokes dope out the zip & will be somebody extravagant one day.

Jordan cross is that nigga you can't keep ya spouse around.

by Jay-Pastooo March 14, 2017

Cross-Examine the Parrot

To do something extremely asinine, but the reason behind it was because the second-person joked about it.

-Did you hear about that man the other day? He confronted a tiger and rode it! He's mental!
-Yeah well, I guess it was the cravat guy's fault. That man was trying to Cross-Examine the Parrot!

by Ace attorney nick May 1, 2025

how many crosses has stink burned

100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun

how many crosses has stink burned Damn that cross is holy shit well I’m finna burn that

by Linbodabrick September 3, 2022