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spring cleaning

The act of spring cleaning refers to mass deleting and/or blocking of people on social media, specifically on your Facebook friends list. Primarily, because you have no interaction and/or they have not contacted you over a period of time.
This morning during breakfast, I did some spring cleaning by deleting a lot of people from my Facebook friends list.
by johnsteed417 October 22, 2022
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cleaning yourself

the people on omegle are always cleaning themselves/cleaning yourself
by Urmomistripplegaylmao December 11, 2020
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Clean Melissa

Getting white girl wasted on wine, passing out on the floor and then dragged around like a dust mop
Bra, your house looks great, what happened last night?
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only
by Shorthood September 22, 2020
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Cleaning your 'nis

A figure of speech referring to the act of having one's life together, using the literal phrase "cleaning your penis". Can be used with time intervals or frequency to indicate the level of self-actualization.
"Come on man, you really need to start cleaning your 'nis."

"Wow, he must really clean his 'nis"

"I doubt he even cleans his 'nis once a month"
by Shelcase November 22, 2025
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Austrian Cleaning Crew

An Austrian Cleaning Crew is when you hire a male stripper to dress as a slutty maid and clean your house.
My cousin’s 13th birthday was boring so I hired an Austrian Cleaning Crew for her.
by Mafoohoo April 27, 2025
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FAKE CLEAN

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.

Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 4, 2020
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Clean Queen

noun. A female who never curses and almost never talks about inappropriate topics(like me!)

Prima- Bad words can buzz off.

Segunda- I think you mean **** off!

Prima- Keep it clean! *virtually shoves soap into Segunda's mouth*
Nika is so cute because she is the Clean Queen of America! CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!! X3
by DigiGirl02 August 2, 2023
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