chode mongerer

One who mongers chodes.

Duh.

Spindoctor: You're such a chode mongerer!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!

by getatyourmom May 24, 2011

a fork in the chode

The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"

Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.

Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.

by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll October 30, 2011

twinkle chode

a gay person who has a chode

that dude over their looks like a total twinkle chode

by icandance April 28, 2010

Chode-Code

The rythmic sound of the testicles slapping the ass of your partner during sexual intercourse.

"I could only hear the sound of chode- code echoing through the halls of the apartment complex."
"I know chode -code."
"The sound of his dick was like chode-code against her ass."

by BreeNiss November 18, 2017

Chode broker

A chode broker is one who partakes in the buying and selling of chodes, in some cases for financial gain.

Person 1: Dude, I just hooked up with your ex girlfriend!

Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.

by peetypablo January 1, 2012

chode mageister

typically one who likes to sell used cars and watches porn. this type of person, man or female, usually has a mustache.

That guy looks like a chode mageister.

by lilbugga February 9, 2009

chode face

Someone who has a fat and short head. Also, their nose may look like a little chode.

Samantha is a chode faced freak.

by GunterThePenguin April 18, 2019