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California cursed

Embracing the positives and negatives of growing up in California . Embracing where you come from.
Hey Stephanie where are you from? Oh I’m “California cursed.”
by DRAINEDDD April 19, 2025
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California Milkshake

When one homosexual man bends over so his butthole is stretched wide, and two other homosexual men jack off into his butt hole and then take turns stirring it with their penises. Then they both drink the mixture.
Logan and I had the best California milkshake last night with Bryan.
by I <3 California May 12, 2021
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california bulldozer

When a man rubs shit all over his dick and rams it into a woman's vagina.
Man, I just gave my girl a California bulldozer
by Tyler Maister February 26, 2014
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California Cerulean Ohserpentus

The California Cerulean Ohserpentus is commonly found in dark, small spaces, like nightstands or in a pile of towels on a bedroom floor. It is nominally larger than than the California Caucasion Ohserpentus, but significantly smaller than the African version of the same species. The trademark attack of the Cerulean Ohserpentus involves a quivering exterior that moves slowly to and fro, and ultimately results in the victims convulsing, accompanied by verbal outbursts, from which the OHserpentus got its name.
Oh my! A California Cerulean Ohserpentus! I wonder if it has attacked anyone recently. Why else would it be on the floor?
by GoneSquatchin’ May 20, 2018
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California Uncle

A California Uncle is a man who has previously had intimate relations with a woman; who has had a child by another man. A man is not a California Uncle until relations with the mother have concluded amicably
“Bro I’ll up later, I have to get a graduation present for my niece”
Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”
by Vittorio 415 September 25, 2021
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California Heavy

A term used for a closer, deal maker, or problem solver. The term was used back in the 70's for a deal maker in the used car business.
Carmen tried to close the deal, but had to bring in the California Heavy Glen to ink the deal.
by closer14 January 7, 2011
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California Roll

V.

1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.

2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.
Ex 1:

Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.

Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.

Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*
by masterjand January 15, 2019
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