Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.

Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Butt Card

Kind of like a V-card, only dealing with the anal region. Losing one's anal virginity.

Dude last night I did her up the ass and stole that butt card

by SkaterChills12345 May 24, 2011

Butt Pirate

A male who enjoys male companionship over a females.
One who hoards the booty by burying their sword into their enemy's anus or some other orifice recognized as an "exit only".

Silly Willy was an angry butt pirate when he couldn't plunder the booty.

by BouncyTimeFun April 19, 2017

Butt Bobbing

Butt plug play. Hallmarked by repeated insertion and extraction of a large, stretching butt plug. This action eventually renders the recipient with pronounced anal gape.

I was butt bobbing Louise last night. Man she was gapped.

I was so open after the butt bobbing that he fisted me to the elbow.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

Butt bomb

This is when you cum in someone so hard that it feels like an explosion went off in their butt.

I just butt bombed Sydney earlier today.

by Tigercat34 January 8, 2019

Subway Butt

adj. when your butt is all dirty from riding in the NYC subways

Jeff: “Hey get off the clean hotel bed, you have a subway butt!”
Sarah: “Okay, okay, I will!”

by justthoughtiwouldshare May 22, 2020

butt worms

n. worms, normally nocturnal in nature, that enter and exit through the anus

Last night my butt worms peeked out to say hello.

by Allen Schmidt May 8, 2003