arizona breakfast

Coffee and a cigarette. Best way to start your day.

We got a long day ahead did you get something to eat?
Yeah, an Arizona breakfast!

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Breakfast in bed

when you squirt maple syrup in a sleeping girls eyes, So she will cant open them when she awakes to you plugging her nose and then plopping your powder sugar coated nut sack into her mouth as she gasps for air.

Jasin told cody how he made ashley breakfast in bed before he got to work today

by JARGO420 October 31, 2017

Canadian Breakfast

Similar to Portuguese Breakfast, a Canadian Breakfast is the act of wrapping cooked and cooled bacon around a penis and followed up by a drizzle of maple syrup to be eaten by a couple.

Jane: How was your trip to Canada with your boyfriend?
Jessie: We had a blast. We thought there would be no better to end the trip than a Canadian Breakfast together.

by russellooo June 26, 2023

Trump breakfast

Where Trump fucks a whole country

When Trump breakfast is the best.

by Gay173 November 3, 2020

Grilled Breakfast

When you want to tell your friends you had morning sex but don't want to sound vulgar

Hey Stacy, I made a grilled breakfast for Tom and he enjoyed every bite of it.

by saltywhiteballs April 19, 2011

Moss Ridge Breakfast

This delicious concoction consists of eating a pop tart of preferred flavor, drinking a monster energy (The original, not the zero crap) all while chewing the almighty Copenhagen straight cut original. Mostly attempted during the opening shift.

We all attempted to have a Moss Ridge Breakfast, but no one made it past the fruity blast pop tart.

by TheCartKid July 1, 2012

Balkan Breakfast

When those TikTok assholes thinks they're doing it right

Asshole 1 : Look guys! I'm eating Balkan Breakfast!
Some random dude in the comments : stfu that ain't the Balkan Breakfast you absolute foolish nigga

by shiiishkebab December 8, 2024