A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning
by Jahahhahap April 19, 2017

by Chatham snack February 7, 2020

The sad, flavorless, and often uncooked meal that most Russian citizens have come to know. Became popular after the widespread collapse of their economy and the mass exodus of food imports to their Motherland. This meal became increasingly more widespread starting middle of March, 2022 and lasted until the summer of 2060.
Sergey: did you see the Canadians and Brits get clapped by cruise missiles in Mauripol?
Juan-Carlos: no mames how was potato breakfast wei?
Juan-Carlos: no mames how was potato breakfast wei?
by Juancarloswei March 16, 2022

Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese
Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

by Crabbincrab420 January 22, 2019

A sexual position, requiring minimal effort. Normally in a spooning or cuddling position, to achieve sexual climax.
“No thanks sweetheart, I’m going to rest up tonight, and enjoy a lazy mans breakfast tomorrow morning.”
by Dirtydood August 18, 2021

Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.
by Eeeeeeeen May 27, 2017
