A place for pretentious geriatrics, rednecks and dildos from every state but mostly the northeast and ohio. Completely unbearable between May and November. At night, you can count on bumfights, guidofights and retards howling drunk. The hotels and beach bars contantly play the same old worn out covers over and over again. Not a good place to meet singles. More than half of everyone there is'nt single. Not a weed friendly place either because A; its in florida and B; they make more than enough on alcohol.
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