Fruit bat head

When a female’s (usually a teenager) face looks like a fruit bat

Hey fruit bat head!

by Skinny Junior January 5, 2022

Bats

A grumpy old man who doesn’t like the modern generation and can be clever at times and dumb at others.

“Don’t let Bats chuck your phone in the fire!”
“No he is very grumpy”

by KingSamwich06 December 8, 2019

A lion with a baseball bat

What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

by Exxacto February 19, 2023

bat stick

Batman's schlong blessed by Lady Justice

'Stick that bat stick up in me Mr. Batman!' moaned Mary Jane.

by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 6, 2023

Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.

My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!

by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024

Cold Bat

Mori Sekiguchi Vesper

He's such a cold bat

by Bdanja July 17, 2025

Batter Bat

Hardened penis. An Erection.

Jesse's batter bat was so hard and dense, I thought he was going to pass out from lack of blood flow.

by Meanie March 5, 2004