Stupid runny pancake eating bastard

A stupid bastard that likes to eat pancakes that are scorched on the outside and uncooked on the inside. These bastards insist you are an idiot for not liking it that way.

"Adam and Eric are stupid runny pancake eating bastards. They need a spoon to fill thier traps with uncooked pancake batter. They called me a retard because I didn't like it."

by Mom makes the best pancakes February 28, 2009

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by Womanbeater455 August 10, 2017

sadistic bastards

1.punk band from campbell, CA who started the Campbell Bastards Crew.
2.Tommy, Jesse, Loren and Muhammed

Dude: "You goin to the sadistic bastards show tonight?"

Chick: "oh shit, that's tonight? awesome"

by fuck campbell p.d. April 7, 2005

Yellow Rat Bastard

A store in SoHo that steals your credit info and makes a fake card. These people are thieves and I dont trust them

American Express: Hi________ it seems that someone has been trying to make charges on your card

Person 1: Really? Oh ok.
Person 2: It must have been those people at the store!
Person 1: Yellow Rat Bastard? OH YEAH!! The guy scanned my card onto this weird thing.
Person 2: *does google search* Yup they're thieves.

American Express: We're going to have to cancel your card.

Person 1: *sigh* Ok.

by iiimmmnnoootttteellliiinnngguu May 14, 2012

bastardizer

One who commits heinous acts of Bastardization.

"I shall make sweet love to this priceless art." Says John,

"Thou shall be destroyed, evil Bastardizer!" roars Mark.

by Rifat K. December 9, 2008

Bastard

A Scottish pleasantry. Often pronounced 'bastart' in more rural accents.

"Ah love ye, ye stupid bastard that y'are."

by Spoovo July 3, 2016

Smug Bastard

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"wow, Alchemist#8859 really is a smug bastard isn't he."

by ah yes the negotiator May 9, 2020