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Slow Body Syndrome

When the words in your brain are speaking faster than your hands can type it.
Hey man, I was texting my sister the other day when I suddenly got slow body syndrome.
by Meyrl March 28, 2021
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.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.Your Body Is Going To Get Slimmer When I Smack Your Back On Any Corner.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.
.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.Your Body Is Going To Get Slimmer When I Smack Your Back On Any Corner.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.
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Staying in body dont be out of body

Out of body is used when someone is tripping or doing too much thats why you gotta tell them to stay in body cause they over doing something.
Yoo ck you gotta be staying in body dont be out of body with that vodka that liquor might get you popped😭
by christokx May 12, 2024
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body model

by Cowboydon1876 December 26, 2020
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Bath & Body Works

The middle school girls who bought their first perfume here grew up and now use this place to linger while the kids are at school. Despite the retail apocalypse this store is kept alive by this demographic and has no signs of closing anytime soon. They have some good products but it's nearly impossible to make your way around the store with all of the moms loitering and taking up space. Store associates are always friendly. They will offer samples or ask if you need help no matter who you are, but with all of the customers gossiping, arguing with other associates, and cackling at old Facebook jokes, they can barely hear you. The store's prices aren't bad and they always have sales, but the constant sales and generous return policy unfortunately attracts a lot of Karens and problematic customers. The brand has tried to expand their men's line and other products that compliment body care. This includes small home decor, accessories, and sleepwear. The sleepwear line got pulled from the shelves almost instantly due to suburban moms raising havoc on the internet. The reason? They didn't include a plus size line, therefore they were being discriminatory because their target demographic couldn't fit them.
Bath & Body Works' semi annual sale starts today, I'm heading to the mall after work.
Are you sure? All of the soccer moms are probably lining up outside the mall entrance as we speak. You should probably skip work and just go now.

I really want that snowman candle holder. But do I need it? I'm trying to be good.
Get it! You can always return it if you change your mind in a year. If you don't get it now, some unemployed stay at home mom will list it on Poshmark or Mercari for $200. She has to pay her bills somehow.
by Biz bestie June 22, 2025
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On my body

When a man is applying pressure as if he wants to fuck wit you.
Boy: “when you lock in
Girl: “Damn you on my body ngl”
by Fiendforsluts June 6, 2023
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Nasty Body Hoe

A hoe who's body is just the nastiest thing you've laid eyes on. This Nasty Body Hoe can be so revolting it may make your stomach churn and result in you getting sick.
Hey Earvin you see that nasty body hoe over there?
I did Matthew and they made me sick to my stomach, had to go home for the day.
by flamehorn April 29, 2019
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