coffee badgers

“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.

Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!

by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023

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a badger

a person/ being who sleeps all day regardless of their priorities. They shed hair, eye lashes and contact lenses all year round, you will find their sheddings everywhere you go. This person/ being may also have slight traits of adhd. They have a certain nature about them which makes it obvious they are a badger.

hey look over there they could be a badger being.

by tidgems February 17, 2024

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honey badger

A honey badger is a small but formidable mammal known for its fearlessness and tenacity. It possesses a remarkable ability to confront challenges with relentless determination, showing little concern for obstacles or threats in its environment.

Steve Bannon is the honey badger. He doesn’t give a f-ck!

by WarRoomPosse April 16, 2024

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