the grease that accumulates as a result of bung hole fluids and ball sweat to create a potent concoction of filth.
Yeah my girlfriend was about to suck my dick until she noticed the asshole grease that had gathered to my regular shits and my irregular showering. so instead she used the grease as lube :)
by Mfountasia June 10, 2011
by Apparently a fake asshole... July 13, 2014
One who is an asshole beyond typical assholery. They are so bad their asshole is being sucked inward to their own asshole.
Ex 1:
Guy: Hey, is Andy cool?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Andy is one puckered asshole.
Ex 2:
Guy: God, my boss is such a puckered asshole. He's like a vortex of assholeage.
Guy: Hey, is Andy cool?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Andy is one puckered asshole.
Ex 2:
Guy: God, my boss is such a puckered asshole. He's like a vortex of assholeage.
by So-Called Person November 22, 2013
A rather lofty euphemism for "dingleberries"; small bits of toilet paper that hang on for dear life after a bathroom trip. Useful when "dingleberry" comes across as too juvenile, or when female company finds the word too disgustingly vivid.
Name is derived from the (mostly) white color and winged shape of the paper pieces.
Name is derived from the (mostly) white color and winged shape of the paper pieces.
(Sound effect: Ploink! Man 1 screams)
Man 2: Dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Man 1: Just plucking out a few asshole angels.
Man 2: Dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Man 1: Just plucking out a few asshole angels.
by Unkie Al November 10, 2007
When a random person nearly oversteps his or her physical or emotional bounds when doing normal tasks such as driving.
C: 'What the hell is that guy up to in the car in front of us?'
B: 'He is just exercising his pre-asshole rights!'
B: 'He is just exercising his pre-asshole rights!'
by thtplc July 21, 2010
by Ann Washington July 05, 2020
A person who is an asshole at any distance. When you get closer and closer to them there's just more asshole. Likewise, as you get further away from them they are still an asshole.
Evan was such a fractal asshole to the girls in his first year at Lewis & Clark, that they all made sure to tell their friends and the incoming freshmen not to sleep with him.
by LCgirlscheatedonbyEvan June 06, 2013