An angry butthole is when a person has anal herpies and such or any other infection on their butthole. The anal cannal might be swollen, red, and torn. A usual 'Angry Butthole' patient is a male homosexual (aka a Butt Pirate).
by TheMysteriousButthole69 December 26, 2009
Get the Angry Buttholemug. When a girl is going down on you, and just as you come you smack her on the back of the head so that it comes out of her nose like smoke.
by Joe May 29, 2003
Get the Angry Dragonmug. When you are having sex with a girl and you're on top and you are about to cum, you light her hair (any hair will work) on fire, then you ejaculate into her hair whilst performing the meat spin!
DANNMMM!!! Carly hates me now for pullin' off a successfull angry fireman last night at that crazy ass party... HAHA!
by thaonekid November 6, 2009
Get the Angry Firemanmug. when your man pisses you off because he can't get you off and you take it out on the shower head...then smile with content/lv
by luisa v August 28, 2008
Get the angry showerheadmug. When on a trip with your buddy, shave your balls and leave the razor by the sink for your buddy to shave his face. When you tell him the next day you shaved your balls with the razor which he used to shave his face, he will start acting like an angry fish having realized your sweaty balls were all over his face.
1. "My boy said he was gonna kill me if I ever try to tea-bag him when he's blackout drunk so I settled for giving him the angry fish."
2. "After realizing he tasted my balls, Trevor started acting like an angry fish."
3. "I didn't wanna waste my ball pubes, so I figured I'll give my buddy the angry fish so he grows some respect."
4. "Even at age 39, Mike couldn't grow much facial hair, so I figured I'll add to it the next time he shaves by giving him the angry fish."
2. "After realizing he tasted my balls, Trevor started acting like an angry fish."
3. "I didn't wanna waste my ball pubes, so I figured I'll give my buddy the angry fish so he grows some respect."
4. "Even at age 39, Mike couldn't grow much facial hair, so I figured I'll add to it the next time he shaves by giving him the angry fish."
by Dr. Amadeus October 24, 2007
Get the Angry Fishmug. Someone who has the guts to stand up to and criticize some aspects of religion, which for some reason or another remains a complete taboo in our society.
Notice how critics of capitalism aren't called "angry socialists", critics of modern liberalism aren't (or at least shouldn't be) called angry conservatives, etc.
Whenever someone deals with religion, however, he must don kid gloves.
Of course, there will always be those immature twats who take it to the extreme- i admit Brian Flemming is probably one of them. But you still shouldn't discount every one of their messages - keep an open mind! (though not too much so)
It should be noted that the vast majority of religion-critics don't "hate" religion - they're just tired of its near-immunity to criticism and debate.
Notice how critics of capitalism aren't called "angry socialists", critics of modern liberalism aren't (or at least shouldn't be) called angry conservatives, etc.
Whenever someone deals with religion, however, he must don kid gloves.
Of course, there will always be those immature twats who take it to the extreme- i admit Brian Flemming is probably one of them. But you still shouldn't discount every one of their messages - keep an open mind! (though not too much so)
It should be noted that the vast majority of religion-critics don't "hate" religion - they're just tired of its near-immunity to criticism and debate.
Outside of religion, cutting off a baby boy's foreskin is most often seen as despicable and wrong. But once the protective shelter of faith is granted, it becomes a taboo to say anything about it.
Another example: the drug peyote is normally illegal, but some native americans out west are allowed to use it for one of their religious rituals - also, voodoo worshippers of a certain haitian-american sect are allowed to sacrifice certain animals (i'm not making this up)
It's weird how the moment the "faith" cover is given, a person's actions are suddenly almost off limits. Somehow, we've just agreed as a society that that's how we should work. And anyone who questions this norm is quickly labeled an "angry atheist".
Odd, don't ya think?
Another example: the drug peyote is normally illegal, but some native americans out west are allowed to use it for one of their religious rituals - also, voodoo worshippers of a certain haitian-american sect are allowed to sacrifice certain animals (i'm not making this up)
It's weird how the moment the "faith" cover is given, a person's actions are suddenly almost off limits. Somehow, we've just agreed as a society that that's how we should work. And anyone who questions this norm is quickly labeled an "angry atheist".
Odd, don't ya think?
by Submitters of Words August 7, 2011
Get the Angry Atheistmug. The true act of an Angry Pirate is very rare. It requires a female with at least one glass removable eye. While making love with this special one eyed woman, you request her to remove her glass eye so that you can penetrate the oriface. When she agrees, you proceed to bust it in her eyehole. She will no doubt cover her eye hole by instinct. When she does this, kick her in the shin. She will then be hobbling toward the bathroom (to clean her eye hole) with one hand over her eye in a pirate like limp. Don't be surprised if she uses some pirate language such as ARRRRRGGGG. She will no doubt be angry and will look like a pirate. Congratulations! You have made her an ANGRY PIRATE!!!!!
My friend the eye doctor is so lucky, he always meets woman with a glass eye...perfect candidates for an Angry pirate.
by CC, JD February 2, 2005
Get the Angry Piratemug.