Austin Li

Gay as hell, hates and hates swifties.

Why is Austin Li so f*king gay

by CjCool11 January 18, 2024

Austin Oil Change

when your male partner swirls their fingers around in your anus until a thick brown sludge continuously pours out

He's never been able to shit right after jimmy gave him that Austin oil change!

by blissful ignorance January 14, 2025

Austin Theory

A failed cash in

Austin theory shouldn’t be MITB winner

by NYCDEMONDIVA July 22, 2022

Pulling an Austin Worthington

1. Pulling and austin worthington is slang for having a horrible, painful, unfortunate, unfair, unhappy or just plain bad event take place in your life.
2. It also can be used to sum up the life of a very unfortunate person.

"That guy jut got stabbed 14 times, raped, his family left him and everyone in the room went over to him and started kicking in the gut while spitting on him."

"Yep that guy is pulling an Austin Worthington"

by Ustin Orthington October 14, 2011

Austin

A male boyfriend commonly found in a cage or doghouse. Resulting in late video game playing or going home early.

Hey Austin, rip? No, 11:30

by Dhwiei November 23, 2021

austins dad

hes somewhere in the milky way or maybe further...

austins dads back

by BTS DOG EAATER November 13, 2022

Austin Cozma

A true specimen of perfection. A man as true and hot as Billy Mayes himself. Although he might have some issues with people and may secretly be Bill Gates in disguise.

Oh my lord! Austin Cozma just did 9/11

by Farlorn April 16, 2018