I told the sun about you.

I love you, but I’m letting you go.

Fabi: jack! What did you want to talk about?
Jack: I told the sun about you.

by Serendipity. January 19, 2022

Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

Forgot about the books

A famous tale about an architect who designed the most perfect library, but every year it sunk into the ground, because he forgot about the weight of the books.

"I finally started my own business, but I forgot about the books(cost and expenses).

by Achami64 June 21, 2017

What About Quick Time Events

What About Quick Time Events

What About Quick Time Events

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

picking about

another word for foreplay

ayo babe you wanna start picking about

by sqviddy October 8, 2021

johnny-about-town

A person who is in-the-know, a social scenester, always about-and-about, ahead of the social curve.

He's a johnny-about-town, always on the scene.

by wordonthestreet October 25, 2013

We'll think about it

Parents' other way of saying no

Me: "can i get a new PS4 controller. Mine broke yesterday "
Parents: "We'll think about it "
*one week later*
Me:"so,have you thought about it?"
Parents:"what are you talking about?"
Me:"The replacement controller for my PS4"
Parents:"oh that. We said no last time"
Me:"you said...NVM"

by Yolo_bruh_Just_yolo June 1, 2017