Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024

Austin Sween

Built like Shakira. Click clacking them toes. His hair lookes like baked beans. Needs Cheezits while watching Netflix.

Austin Sween - Does Math IXL
Also Austin Sween - Cries 2 minutes later because hes freaking out about Math IXL

by Creekhead November 15, 2019

Van-Austin

A short guy with absolutely no bitches.

I feel sorry for Van-Austin because he's so lonely.

by illogical_3 July 31, 2022

Austin

White boy, fien, friend.

Person: look it Austin
Austin: who’s vape am I hitting?

by Mr.Shoomboom March 29, 2023

austin

My friend who I miss. Wonder how my friend is doing?

Austin is my friend

by 274!(!@210 January 6, 2020

Austin

Austin is a blonde guy who likes hollow knight and is physically incapable of 3 things,
1: waiting patiently for silksong
2: eating a popsicle normally
3: having a civil conversation without saying kys

guys hlep austin just sent a picture of hte back of my head to me i think hes behind me

by Tobi4s March 2, 2022

Austin Tucker Ashley

A fat ass little kid who gets treated like a baby and is 9 years old and 198 pounds.

He is so fucking fat he must be a Austin Tucker Ashley

by nahta wrld February 8, 2022