by Apparently a fake asshole... July 13, 2014
Get the Fake Asshole mug.the grease that accumulates as a result of bung hole fluids and ball sweat to create a potent concoction of filth.
Yeah my girlfriend was about to suck my dick until she noticed the asshole grease that had gathered to my regular shits and my irregular showering. so instead she used the grease as lube :)
by Mfountasia December 8, 2011
Get the asshole grease mug.A rather lofty euphemism for "dingleberries"; small bits of toilet paper that hang on for dear life after a bathroom trip. Useful when "dingleberry" comes across as too juvenile, or when female company finds the word too disgustingly vivid.
Name is derived from the (mostly) white color and winged shape of the paper pieces.
Name is derived from the (mostly) white color and winged shape of the paper pieces.
(Sound effect: Ploink! Man 1 screams)
Man 2: Dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Man 1: Just plucking out a few asshole angels.
Man 2: Dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Man 1: Just plucking out a few asshole angels.
by Unkie Al December 3, 2007
Get the Asshole Angels mug.One who is an asshole beyond typical assholery. They are so bad their asshole is being sucked inward to their own asshole.
Ex 1:
Guy: Hey, is Andy cool?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Andy is one puckered asshole.
Ex 2:
Guy: God, my boss is such a puckered asshole. He's like a vortex of assholeage.
Guy: Hey, is Andy cool?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Andy is one puckered asshole.
Ex 2:
Guy: God, my boss is such a puckered asshole. He's like a vortex of assholeage.
by So-Called Person November 21, 2013
Get the Puckered Asshole mug.A type of intervention commonly used by conservative religious groups to discourage homosexual activity.
by Mr. Greenwood May 31, 2009
Get the asshole intervention mug.an asshole kick is a kick straight in the crack for something they did making them be a complete asshole.
by Bron2lee April 4, 2011
Get the Asshole Kick mug.When a random person nearly oversteps his or her physical or emotional bounds when doing normal tasks such as driving.
C: 'What the hell is that guy up to in the car in front of us?'
B: 'He is just exercising his pre-asshole rights!'
B: 'He is just exercising his pre-asshole rights!'
by thtplc July 22, 2010
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