A weird individual who refuses the fact that he is a ginger, even though everyone keeps reminding him. The love of his life is estragon, and he developed this live during the six months he worked as a cook.
by WilliamTheBandito September 29, 2022
Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
by dapumpkinator October 30, 2015
An Upper Class, Middle Class and Working Class Theory, of waking up early to watch news channels and understand, politics, weather and sports.
Finance is argued by the big buy in, (Poker Talk) he get 5 minutes to talk m, she has 10 minutes. The rest of the day is just Polite Politics. How Quaint….. Don’t know.
Finance is argued by the big buy in, (Poker Talk) he get 5 minutes to talk m, she has 10 minutes. The rest of the day is just Polite Politics. How Quaint….. Don’t know.
Double Maths
“Hi good morning welcome to bbc breakfast?”
Class systems arguing get the point I just made breakfast.
“And now for the sports and weather.”
It’s not Friday mate, get to the finance section I need Maaaaad Doooolllllaaaarr! Mr Jones.
“Hi good morning welcome to bbc breakfast?”
Class systems arguing get the point I just made breakfast.
“And now for the sports and weather.”
It’s not Friday mate, get to the finance section I need Maaaaad Doooolllllaaaarr! Mr Jones.
by Teacher D September 07, 2022
When you can’t be a spectator vis-à-vis the world’s most disliked school subject, but you need to be a player to master it—reading or listening about math won’t make you fluent in the subject, but doing math will.
Like Christianity, math is a verb. Just like you can’t impact lives if you merely know about Jesus and His teachings, so reading pop math books without dirtying your hands is unlikely going to raise your quantitative literacy in meeting the technological challenges of the 21st century.
by Numerati December 06, 2024
"hey Andrew, what do you reckon odds are of heads if I flip this coin 3 times"
"well, it's 50% heads each time, and 50 x 3, so there's a 150% chance of heads"
"nahh bro, I don't think so, that's some Huberman math"
"well, it's 50% heads each time, and 50 x 3, so there's a 150% chance of heads"
"nahh bro, I don't think so, that's some Huberman math"
by AntyBs May 29, 2024
an incredible sketch that the artist says was a quick doodle because they were "just bored"
(math being because it is where they are commonly made, being extremely boring.)
(math being because it is where they are commonly made, being extremely boring.)
by snekeyes4 October 29, 2023
A period of time that two friends allocate for doing homework together but that they use for discussing their (usually failing) love lives
by Plymike I February 11, 2017