by Tony Smiths dad October 30, 2020
Get the Tony Smithmug. Smith is a fucking pimp. He swings his giant unclipped dong around like its a wiffle ball bat. He once had sex with a whale, and the whale cried because Smith's big pecker tore its vag wide open.
by BigDaddyDickKicker December 1, 2023
Get the Smithmug. by Sweet'n'spicy March 25, 2022
Get the Smithmug. KD: "Yo Bron, Ayesha Curry has leaked on a Fox talk show that Steph Curry loves feet and that she sends him pics of her feet instead of regular nudes."
LeBron: "no way, Ayesha has that Jada Pinkett Smith Syndrome. Savannah would never embarrass me like that"
KD: "lmaoo, that's why I'm not married yet bruh. Imagine yo girl tellin' the world you have a footfetish"
LeBron: "no way, Ayesha has that Jada Pinkett Smith Syndrome. Savannah would never embarrass me like that"
KD: "lmaoo, that's why I'm not married yet bruh. Imagine yo girl tellin' the world you have a footfetish"
by gunnerafc20 January 9, 2024
Get the Jada Pinkett Smith Syndromemug. Is a coach, teacher, and preacher who has had a rough go.
The have a dad bod and fading strength because he got Asama. he loves correcting mistakes and shouting at the top of his lungs during football games.
He can be found in a ball field, church, fishing airing up his tires to his red pick up, yelling at his youngest son, sitting gracfully on his recliner with no shirt on or in a classroom or on the track. overall he is a ...kind...person I guess. who is chill as long as you don't mess up
Pronouns " all that gender crap is made Up"
The have a dad bod and fading strength because he got Asama. he loves correcting mistakes and shouting at the top of his lungs during football games.
He can be found in a ball field, church, fishing airing up his tires to his red pick up, yelling at his youngest son, sitting gracfully on his recliner with no shirt on or in a classroom or on the track. overall he is a ...kind...person I guess. who is chill as long as you don't mess up
Pronouns " all that gender crap is made Up"
Mr / Papa Smith ( my dad) will be really happy if the urban dictionary people publish this
Mr/Papa smith really likes his coffee ( more than Me)
Mr/Papa smith really likes his coffee ( more than Me)
by Tg223P October 8, 2023
Get the Mr/Papa Smithmug. by ILUVURMOMMY February 3, 2022
Get the Alice smith elementarymug. Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.
Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.
The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.
Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.
As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.
Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.
The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...
Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.
Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.
The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.
Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.
As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.
Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.
The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...
Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.
Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
by pussysmasher420 April 20, 2022
Get the Smith Collegemug.