Double Straight

Being so confident in your sexuality, that you fake being others just for fun, but also, to flex your ultra heterosexuality.

"Yo, did you hear about Todd?" "No what did he do?" "He got into Megan's sleepover, he convinced them he was gay." "Holy sh*t, that's double straight."

by sneakymanbeingsneaky December 27, 2019

Straight-shooting

Eating while on the toilet in order to multitask or save time

i have started straight-shooting my morning oatmeal to save time after I wake up.

by ShonnGreen March 14, 2016

straight papes

Having sex with out a condom

"You hit that straight Papes, huh? You dirty mutha."

by J Riz May 30, 2006

Straight Jook'n

To dance with unbelievable fervor on beat and in context.

"Just finished watching the Soul Train documentary, and the people on the show were Straight Jook'n"

by Ditigal_Crates February 07, 2010

straight joesph

an expression of agreement, mainly used when baking cookies at the bakery

"lets go cheef that"---"straight joesph"

"thats straight joesph"

by joesphjoe February 13, 2010

Portland Straight

The sexuality of a man who is attracted to women and women who claim to be nonbinary people.

Man 1: "I'm also into nonbinary people like Demi Lovato, so I guess I'm kind of queer."
Man 2: "So you're portland straight?"

by average_folkpunk_enjoyer December 22, 2021

straight break

A break, or timeout, from a non-sexual activity that a homosexual thinks he is acting or sounds gay. The opposite would be a gay break, where a straight person is performing a non-sexual activity that makes him sound or act like he is gay.

While reporting the news, I sounded too straight for my gay audience and needed a straight break to return to my gayness.

by fatmoki July 08, 2009