Jesse Jones

A strange looking blonde guy who typically doesn't know how to talk to bitches and smells bad

¨Hey look its Jesse Jones, those women are running away from him"

by Stephen Jones May 13, 2024

Jesse Ramirez

A sapiophile who is in love with the idea of being in love. He is in great shape for his age, as he tried to keep a steady workout routine.
Hes passive and witty and mostly outgoing. Very confident, and will go out of his way to help a friend, or someone he is attracted to. He is the envy of most men, simply because of their own insecurities. He is respectful of himself and his partners, practicing old school morals, traditions and values.

While at a bowling alley , we look over at some guy who launches himself head first down the lane,

"Hey, whos he think he is, JESSE RAMIREZ"

OR

"Forsure I'm gonna be JESSE RAMIREZ tonight at the bar, and get a few ladies numbers."

by DR.PAT FENIS January 18, 2022

Jess

Poopy

Jess is poopy

by thatguy465 October 22, 2022

Jessing

When someone says they will help you with something that is time consuming and tiresome, but hardly do any work and tell you what to do and that you're doing it wrong.

Omg, Jason is such an ass. He said that he would help me with fixing and redoing my bedroom but just sat there jessing.

by Thenoblefoxman December 23, 2019

Gone the Way of Jesse

Disappeared from the face of the Earth like Jesse Evans - Noted Outlaw.

"Where has Joe been? "
"Man I don't know, he's gone the way of Jesse."

by BigDaddyNac March 5, 2024

Jess

Jess is a girl with soft dark hair and glowing smiles. Someone you hold onto and run for when you cry. The bestfriend you'd follow blindly into rays of moon or sun light. You treasure every video and or photo you have of Jess, they've always been just so photogenetic. And no matter what Jess never failed to make you smile, and to turn the earth for you.

"I'm upset, I didn't get to hang out with Jess today."
"Sorry, I'm hanging out with Jess."

by mood rings November 13, 2022

Jess

A girl who loves the colour yellow, wears scrunchies , her friends call her a vsco girl for it, uses tik tok only to see hot people and cute videos.

That’s Jessica she’s a bit of a vsco girl

by Eggs and spices June 1, 2020