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Jimmy One Time

A random bro who comes into a conversation/party univited and gets the look of disgust. In other words, THAT GUY
by rudy gay December 27, 2008
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Jimmy Dean Fleshlight

Masturbating with a tube of fresh, ground pork sausage. Provides that incredible skin to skin feel.

Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.

As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.

The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
My pubes were filled with raw sausage after I did the Jimmy Dean fleshlight last night but it was so lifelike I’m going to do it again tonight. The Kroger had it on sale BOGO.
by Dick Onchin December 8, 2020
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souped-up jimmy

A hot rod car (an automobile modified for racing but driven on public streets) of General Motors manufacture.
They drove their souped-up jimmy down to New Orleans.
by ozarque October 4, 2009
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Adult Jimmy Kissing

The act of giving a blowjob; slang for giving head
Scott: Hey Brian, I just adult jimmy kissed Mark!

Brian: What the hell is adult jimmy kissing Scott?

Scott: It's slang for giving head. It sounds funny, somewhat sophisticated, and old-timey.
by Dick McDickface August 10, 2018
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White boy with the jimmy

Caucasian basketball player that specializes in hitting long range shots.
“You don’t know JJ Redick? He’s that white boy with the jimmy on the sixers”
by Realjjredick July 27, 2018
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Jimmy Neutron Porn

the best shit you can find on the internet. i cum to it every night. 10/10 would recommend.
friend: whats you favorite type of porn?
me: it's kinda complicated... Jimmy Neutron Porn.
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Jimmie Howe

huge pot head who ravishes beautiful women with his chode
Troy: Dude! I finally fucked Trista, she's got such huge tits!!

Me: Just like a Jimmie Howe..
by ForeColor August 4, 2012
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