polo bear

n. 1. the answer to the Christmas cracker riddle: What's furry and minty?; 2. phenomenon or situation that makes no possible sense usually because of the altered states of the participants; an enigma (2007-8-d.f. < jenandtaraism orig. cryptic Christmas cracker, possible combined expression of the equation "polar bear" - "polar" + "polo mint" - "mint" = "extreme confusion" or "polo bear".)

Definition 1:

Christmas Cracker: What's furry and minty?

Intoxicated Party-goer: I don't know...what?

Christmas Cracker: A Polo Bear!

Intoxicated Party-goer: Ah, a polo bear! Wait -what's that? That's not funny, just cryptic. Hey, does anyone know what a polo bear is?

Christmas Cracker: You know, you're the only person at this party who has even bothered to talk to me.

Definition 2:

Tara: Remember last New Year's Eve? What was that all about?

Jen: Yeah, I don't know. The whole evening was a bit of a polo bear for me.

by Jen Knoxville Girl May 11, 2008

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Dank Bear

Dank Bear - a game of cricket which is played between mates, two sides called Draughts (pronounced Droughts) and goons. Draughts tend to be a more handsome team, goons are the not so good looking side.

Gee the Draughts played well at the Dank Bear Series Cricket match

by Dank Bear February 25, 2010

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gorilla bear

A beastly, massive and hairy creature.

" Book and Amie, damn those gorilla bears! In the eighth grade, they were at it in the woods behind my house. I found fur trails everywhere. AND THEY BROKE MY RAZOR!!!!"

by Elijah Thornberry August 04, 2005

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Bear Trap

When you're sitting down and you drop something and you try to catch it by closing your legs really fast, and you squish your nuts.

Friend: What happened to you?
Me: I was sitting in class when I dropped my pencil on my lap and bear trapped myself.
Friend: I bet your balls liked that.

by MikeyBeef February 03, 2012

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