Jacob

Jacob is generally a racist guy!!
He is generic in all other ways and has a thing for gingers, he dosent like to disappoint or mess things up

He is a jacob

by HandOverTheMilk May 15, 2019

jacob

although he’s crazy hot, he’s biggest heartbreaker you’ll ever meet

“did you see that guy?”

“yeah he’s probably a jacob”

by bugbitties August 11, 2019

jacob likes bees

jacob likes bees

jacob likes bees

by 5dx5dxxr67tudxydxu October 1, 2020

Jacob

A typically gay type of guy

Oh your so jacob, green

by Jacobisgay101 June 19, 2019

jacob sartorious syndrome

When you are an older male, yet your voice is almost like puberty is deciding and you barely have eyebrows. Please take a moment of silence for those with JSS.

I think Brandon totally has Jacob Sartorious Syndrome. Just listen to him talk!

by ZREX May 31, 2016

Jacob

Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.

Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.

by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019

Jacob

A lying ass bitch, will destroy you mentally, sucks dick behind any girlfriends back, eats a guys ass, will lead you on for attention, has a small pp, short as hell

“Fuck it’s Jacob, run sis”

by sucksalot October 27, 2019