Poor man's Punishment

The act of melting down a snickers bar in a pan and throwing the molten nougat into someones face. This then sticks to the victims face, burning them continuously.

Person 1: Did you see that guys face?! What happened to him?

Person 2: Yeah, it seems poor man's punishment got the better of him.

Person 1: What! That must of hurt.

by Egg with tail November 1, 2017

Mans

Used when referring to a loyal friend

who's mans is this
My mans, can you get that for me
My mans...shut up.

by ChampDee November 1, 2017

padlock man

A man who has no intentions on getting married to you after years of dating and empty promises. And has refused to allow you find true love.

Introduces you to family and friends and allow them call you 'our wife ' not because he has plans on marrying you, but because that's what you want to hear.

1.Jude is a padlock man, I really pity for Diana

2. These days, ladies prefer a Yoruba demon to a padlock man

by Gbese!!!! April 20, 2018

banana sales man

(noun); A male stripper

"Dude, stop being such a banana sales man!"
"I wanna be a banana sales man when I grow up, if you catch my drift."

by +тнαт σηє gυу уσυ нαтє November 6, 2017

Fat Man

Stemming from the name of the nuclear bomb dropped on the Japanese city of Nagasaki; this term means to stand a top the tank of ones toilet and proceed to shit into the bowl from that height, resulting in a large splash, and if one has had Indian food, a considerable mess.

"Hey John come in here! I'm about to drop a Fat Man!"

by hankmaster69 November 9, 2017

Mans not hot

2+2-4 is 2 free quick maths.

mans not hot

by big shaq v2 November 9, 2017

Man-Dart

A cigarette that has been squished and bent, whether authentically or purposefully, to resemble a cigarette that has been in the back pocket of a man who has been working manual labour all day.

Dude, check out that guys man-dart... I respect that guy.

by Dartman124 April 20, 2018