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Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!
Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...
by come along pond November 26, 2011
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Peace out with your crease out

Ladies who know how to show it all
"See you later"

"Peace out with your crease out"
by sanford me. February 6, 2010
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You Make Me Want To Know Your Name

A string of words that when combined result in an aggresive yet to-the-point pass at a subject of interest, in which one wants to know the subject's name. Often seen used at bars, happy hours, or any location where mediocre men reside. Can be used to describe a subject, or directly used in conversation with said subject.
Jen: Did you see that tall drink of water that walked into this spot?
Alex: Yes - he is one fine specimen.
Jen: He makes me want to know his name.
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Cassie: Should I go for it?
Julie: Go talk to him!
Cassie: Excuse me, but I've been checking you out from across the room, and damn, you've got style. You make me want to know your name.
by JenLynn July 25, 2008
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What can you do piss in your shoe

This is when you don’t know what to do or say so you respond with “what can you do piss Nb your shoe”. It is a very versatile saying.
Shannon: oh well!

Leah: what can ya do
Shannon: what can you do piss in your shoe
by Turkey Rashers January 5, 2022
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I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.
Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
by Al_000 May 27, 2023
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My boat does not shake in your particular direction

Disagreeing with something. Created by the BBC's Sherlock fandom. Usually used when talking about slash and/or Benedict Cumberbach and Martin Freeman's love of one another.
Friend: I don't believe in shipping John and Sherlock under any circumstances.

Me: My boat does not shake in your particular direction. We (the fandom) will ship them hard, and slashily. THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX FOREVER!
by ella555666777 October 25, 2011
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