John Adams High School

A mediocre high school located on the east side of South Bend, Indiana, also known as a desolate shit hole. John Adams High School is best known for its one and only good program, Mock Trial. The legendary Michael Mann did not graduate from this school and regrets nothing about it. Many local comedy acts are preformed by the Football team during the Fall, and the wrestling team has won many porno awards. The current teaching staff is complete shit at best, with minor exceptions. Adams boast its IB program, which is the equivalent of putting a gold bar ontop of a dung pile infested with AIDS.

~Did anyone do Mr. Cotters history reading last night?

~ Wait...he started teaching already...fuck John Adams High School.

by Royal M December 14, 2010

La Plata High School

It's absolutely whores galore at Laplata High School. Where rich white boys run around with too much money and talk shit about other football teams when their record has consistently been 0-10. The football players at Laplata are all... you guessed it white hence the consistency of their 0-10 records. Laplata high school has an extreme variety of student ranging from the rednecks from the deep south to the dirty ass whores from your local community garbage disposal. The only sports that are excelled at in La Plata are....... you guessed it preppy white boy sports (golf,lacrosse,tennis,wrestling,cross country, and picking up girls). Expect La Plata to contain the meager amount of African American men always causing trouble and a asian running around shaving off his eyebrows.

African American 1"Lets get into a petty ass fight in La Plata High School"
African American 2" better yet lets not pay back the bets we owe"
African American 1"Great idea!"

by Exposing LP whores July 5, 2017

Eden Park High School

A freaking awesome high school set to get a brand new building next September. Peng as uniform and shit. So pumped to be leaving the crusty, dusty Ravensbourne School. You'd expect to find a Jess, Eve, Shilo, Iona, Sasha, Annie Hannah and possibly a Reece Yasss EPH!

"Eden Park High School girls are PENG AS."
"Yeah! The girls are so much penger than those Langley sluts especially that girl Eve!"

by CillinsKeyIsOnDrugs June 14, 2019

north hunterdon high school

1. a high school
2. #1 high scchool in new jersey
3. has a stupid board.
4. has some great teachers
5. a stupid school but still better than round valley middle school

I lo... i mean hate north hunterdon high school.

by ham_sandwich August 10, 2003

Stone bridge high school

THE MOST GAYEST SCHOOL OF ALL TIME!!!i cant stress this enough. The school has no care for anybody. forget about fund raising tell mom and dad to fork over a few hundred so the school can aford the crap they sell at launch. the school is full of wanna be rocks, small amounts of girls dress like sluts(but their not). Most of the guys try acting gangsta. but the school is at least 30 miles from any real city. the school is extreme brady bunch

prep: give me your money bitch

me: kiss my ass poser!

by Rob January 17, 2005

Lake Norman High School

A place full of whore ass chode munchers that bow down to there pap daddy mooresville.

Bitch 1 - Hey let's go to Lake Norman High School!
Bitch 2 - they'll probably be sucking us off in the first minutes were there
bitch 3 - I'd throw up the moment i stepped in that shit hole

by Mo-Town Enthusiast June 16, 2012

Charlotte Wood Middle School

A pretty good middle school in danville california full of rich kids. Not as rich as Diablo Vista middel school but pretty close. all the guys think theyre cool n shit by wearing lrg and nike air force 1s, while the girls are HELLA ugly and have new outfits everyday. People think theyre gangster and black by listening to eminem and lil wayne. Pretty much a gay school

kid: sup breh i got some new air force ones ya dig?

other kid: fuck u man

Charlotte Wood Middle school

by DanVillian69 December 11, 2011