I Already "Befriended" Your Mom Last Night

The famous line that Sans Undertale said in Deltarune.

Your mother, huh? Too late. I already "befriended" your mom last night.

by GNSGNY December 22, 2018

Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day

The day where you can punch your shortest friend

The day finally came Lewis can punch his shortest friend Mack because it’s oct 26th punch your shortest friend day

by Pmyplease October 24, 2019

get your ass back behind the fucking couch

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019

That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."

Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.

by jazmine1 April 19, 2018

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

You do me a favor, I'll do you a favor.

This time, I'll fix your car for free. You scratch my back, I'll scratch back!

by Xiao July 16, 2002

Mary Jane Piss in your face fun time.

The same act as Cheesing. That is to say, huffing cat urine, excreted when marking a cats territory. It is a much easier and subtler way to get high than using illegal substances. The results are that of a great acid trip, immediately transferring the conscious to the boob universe. It's pretty awesome there.

Hey guys, we are going over Jimmy's house for some Mary Jane piss in your face fun time. Ever since his mother found out about his crack, cheesing is the only way we can have any fun anymore...

by Dash Rendar March 30, 2008

I want to be your backdoor man

The endeavor of sodomizing an active partner or a person to whom which you're affiliated with in a sexual bond. A pre-eminent phrase originally used by Led Zeppelin's Front-man - Robert Plant - in their track "Whole Lotta Love".

girl: "I really like you, but is there anything you would like to share with me before we do it...?"

guy: " I want to be your backdoor man..."

girl: "...."

by Justcallmetiony May 31, 2018