Shit on yo life

When someone pisses you off, you tell them "Shit on you life"

MAn fuck you, Shit on yo life!

by Me_Nigga February 16, 2009

Drop yo ass

1. The most extreme twerk.
2. An out of body experience when you lose control of your ass and your ass loses control of you.

3. A dance done in a club or at a party on special occasions (Christmas, Thanksgiving, birthdays, divorces, bachelorette parties, etc.) where a female is deeply inebriated and spots a male fit to mate, makes eye contact, and proceeds to twerk so hard her ass may actually fall off.

"Sheryle, all I want for my birthday is for you to drop yo ass for me just one time!"

"Girl, your husband just cheated on you with that ratchet thot...we're going to the club tonight so you can drop yo ass on some random nigga."

by PabloJefe May 24, 2016

yo momma jokes

A joke that disses about yo momma's fatness, stupidity, how ugly she is, etc.

Here are two yo momma jokes:

Yo mama's so old that the last time she got laid she used a dinosaur-skin condom.

Yo mama's so dirty that I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection.

by un-named August 20, 2006

Yo Quiero cojer

i want to fuck you

hey mexican chick Yo Quiero cojer

by ''U Fat MotherFucker'' March 13, 2004

jocked yo ass

something you say after you trick someone

did you see that monkey in the sky? JOCKED YO ASS!!

by johnny shityseed February 4, 2007

Yo mama joke

a joke to tell when you're in a really trite mood and feel like laughing for no exact reason.

Example of a Yo mama joke:
Yo mama so fat, the National Weather Service names her farts and sneezes!

by I'm Practically a Werd Nord January 1, 2017

Osama Yo Momma

The word Osama Yo Momma means to bomb your momma

I'm gonna Osama Yo Momma tonight at 9:00 pm

by Andrewanil Martelli December 19, 2006