van

a vehicle used to pick up kids with candy

hey kid get in my van and I will a lifetime supply of candy

by corn you May 14, 2018

mauro van laere

super sexy boy who is a professional boulderer, chess player and porn star( he very slim) and bouwt very graag met lego

-hey look its mauro van laere
. wow, now that he shaved his snor i want to play chess with him while he bouwt some lego

by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm February 19, 2024

Van Orin

A crazy small town in Illinois with less than one hundred people, one road and about a mile long. If your from here chances are good you have never seen a black person unless it was Black Barbie.

Girl: Im from Van Orin, IL
Guy: Where?
Girl: Oh just a really small town in the middle of nowhere full of farms:
Guy: Black people live there?
Girl: What are Black people?
Guy: ... screw this, you just want to have sex?
Girl: What is sex?
Guy: Holy crap...

by Kyuket June 9, 2011

The Van.

scotty doesnt know, that fioana and me.. do it in my van every sunday (sayaka is sweatin' rn)
The van is an inside joke nobody else will understand

F; "the van."
A; "THE VAN."
C; "THE VAN!!"
A; "The van never dies"LE ME JUSTFUCKING SUBMIT TIHS"

by mynameisangle February 9, 2024

Ecstatic Consent Van

Alternative to rape van.

I went to pick up my date at her parents house. They were reassured when they saw I was driving an ecstatic consent van. They knew their daughter was going out with a respectable guy.

by James Jessenfedden May 16, 2022

Van Geou

1. 玩
2. 飯

1. 你van geou我啊？
2. 幾時食樓van啊？

by Sck_my_dck July 7, 2022

Van Mourik's Law

Van Mourik's Law states that "for every cup of coffee consumed, your learning rate will improve proportionally".

Gotta drink some more coffee. Van Mourik's law and all that...

by PutKevinBack September 18, 2019