Ohio State University

the best damn state school in the nation.

Go Bucks!

Ohio State University by The Big B April 5, 2004

Flinders University 

Where South Australian students go when their first preference for University of Adelaide is denied.

"Aw man, I heard you didn't get into Adelaide Uni. So are you going to go to Flinders "University" or just forget about academia altogether?".

"Dude, I heard you put Flinders University as your first university preference. Were you trying to piss off your parents or something?".

Flinders University by UofA Alumni March 9, 2011

Ohio State University

Largest college in the U.S. They have strong graduate programs. Typically perceived a close second to Miami University (Ohio) for undergraduate. Ohio State Michigan football game is a national spectacle. There is also a university in rural Athens, Ohio called Ohio University which is a separate institution.

It's THE Ohio State University, not to be confused with Ohio University!

Ohio State University by GoBucks November 11, 2005

Pace University 

A small private university in New York, where kids know how to party. Where drinking isn't saved for the weekends... it's an every day thing. Where not only beacause OktoberFest and SpringFest make us drink 10 in the morning but it's a habbit formed once you attend. Michaels, Paulies or Finnegans is what the students call thier second home on Thursday nights. Where students pre-game harder than you party for any event. Located in the middle of no where, everyone is a drug dealer. It's where our parents $35,000 a year go to alcohol, sex, and drugs.

Dude you going up to Pace University tonight? I'm bringing my 30 pack, a bottle of bacardi dark,absolut, grey goose, a gram of weed, 1/4 oz of the chronic, my bong and a few blunts, and this is all just to pregame before Paulies... you in?

Pace University by Pace Keeps My Blood Alcohol Level Is At A New State High September 1, 2006

Lynn University 

A small college in boca raton, florida that's really an overpriced country club filled with unintelligent people. Academics are mediocre, and students show little to no interest in school work. Sports events and other school activities are pointless; students are only interested in one thing and one thing only which is doing line after line of cocaine and getting belligerently wasted every single day all day. Everyone is either rich or international and almost everyone does drugs and binge drinks. it's not uncommon to go to club or party and see someone from one of your classes passed out. think twice about coming here, especially if you don't enjoy some nose candy, boozin, and if you don't drive a car thats the same price or more as the 50 g tuition.

Lynn university is full of coked up brain dead trust fund babies.

Lynn University by bostonredzzzz April 9, 2011

Hofstra University 

(a) A private university located in Hempstead, NY.It is located on Long Island and filled with DRAMA.

(b) It is very easy to get booty in Hofstra because girls are easy.

"I went to Hofstra and hooked up with a guy who lied about having a girlfriend. so much drama!"

Hofstra University by Mookie January 31, 2005

Grand Valley State University

A school in Allendale, MI, where the guys will brag about the male to female ratio too make themselves feel better about going to such a lame ass school located, literally, in the middle of butt fucking nowhere. Though the ratio indeed seems great, one would rather leave the party too have sex with the nearby corn stalks than to listen to the stuck up, crotch sniffing, dumb ass bitches that go there.

Grand Valley State University
MSU visitor: "Why are you going outside?"
GVSU student: "Too have sex with a cornstalk."
MSU visitor: "Why would you do that ... ?"
GVSU student: "Once you understand that corn stalks don't bitch like all the girls back at the party, there great !"

Grand Valley State University by thetruthhurts89 September 9, 2011